My Unfavorite Talents 1999

5.Junko Kubo

I got bored when you complete foreign-language interviews with your spallow voice.

4.Anna Umemiya

Stop covering female gossip magazines with your strange love affair. Know your unpopularity in male magazines.

3.Ryoko Hirosue

I have been dislike you since before you entered Waseda Univ. You don't look natural while you're spreading your natural image when you find yourself in high-tech CM like DoCoMo. Why don't you appear in CM of organic agriculture?

2.Hikaru Utada

I don't mean to dislike you, but I don't like your fans. How come they love R&B? R&B is kinda ENKA for Americans, it's not youth-oriented music. In addition, skillful singer like you kills skillless singers. It's kinda Japanese-Dream. Don't you think so, Morning-Musume?:-)

1.Norika Fujiwara

Shit is a boy's esthetic(wooo!). But she is also saying "My hobby is being a woman", too snob for me. Why don't you live more naturally? Well, I'm looking forward to being Sachiyo Nomura 30 years later.